Released on 10/07/2000
Label: Virgin

When you get paid by the word nothing pisses you off more than this kind of dull, insipid nonsense. No more capable of inspiring a passionate response than the prospect of sitting down to a breakfast of dry toast it's just simply 'there' and if you don't know any better it'll probably fill a need until the next tedious slice is served up.

The kind of dance music that makes provincial bouncers start tapping their big, fat feet. I will again hoist my 'drab generic plodder' flag and hope nobody notices how worn-looking it's become. Utterly pointless and a surfer hit.

    by Jackie Flynn