How we laughed in the dotrumps club last week, when, after way too many glasses of milk, our foolish work experience upstart - ejaculating with excitement - held aloft what he thought was the winning card.
"Ha!! My Craig Nicholls outscores your Josh Homme easy", said the ridiculously keen, earnest but rather annoying imbecile. In unison, the dotmusic editorial team leaned back in their chairs with a smirk, while the production overlord actually fell off his chair and into the Thames.
"The Vines vs Queens Of The Stones Age? You bloomin' muppet. Get out of here and never darken our door again fool", cried our corporate big cheese, (who knows as much about music as Craig Nicholls does of fine cuisine).
He knows this much though: 'No One Knows' rules. 'Songs For The Deaf' is album of the year and Queens Of The Stone Age are the greatest rock'n'roll band on Earth. Got that?
